The Key to MANLINESS
So I've been trying to do my japanese homework for the past 10 seconds and decided to give up on it because it's so damn repetitive and easy and I decided to pop by zk's blog and add something to clear his cobwebs. So what better to talk about than manliness?
So what defines manliness? People would say that it is usually characterized by unusual feats of supreme difficulty such as taking down the Cafe Cartel pork ribs in as many bites as we have balls. Wait i take that back. It would be pretty much a dilemma if a guy only had one.
However, contrary to popular belief, it is not the physical appearance or the act which makes one manly. Rather, it is the spirit that is behind the person. For example, if a guy manages to finish up all the pork ribs that Cartel has in stock, yet is not as handsome as Cheng Xiang, he is not deemed manly. He is seen as a hypocrite trying to be manly, yet falling far far behind because of his failed attempts to reach the ultimate manhoodliness of the lan jiao bins. You can always find us laughing at such people, if you bother to tilt your heads and shield your eyes.
Now, to the crux of the issue: how do you become manly? In order to help all of you become manly, I have devised this plan to build up the MAN SPIRIT and unleash the manly potential in you! But before proceeding with the plan, remember: do not try to accomplish the acts; the acts come out due to spirit.
Here goes:
B as manly as you can b.
My god. I wept torrents of manly tears as I typed that sagely phrase, passed down from generation to generation of manly people. As a result, my E button got corroded, but the mans of the past were moved by my sincerity and granted me a new E button, so now I can type E again. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Not only males can become man; females can transcend to manhood as well, as shown by Xena: the ultimate portrayal of manliness. Legend has it that she once smashed the 2400 oak trees grown on field 2 just so that her frisbee mates could play frisbee freely on the field. Nowadays we just call her leeqi, for fear that uttering the holy name of Xena could invoke her wrath.
The holy realm of Manliness can be reached by anyone, only if he/she has the spirit. If you fear, don't. Don't believe in yourself, but believe in the me who believes in the you! Our drills pierce the heavens, earths and tomorrow! With spirit unbroken we can bring forth the powers of the strength which lies dormant in us! Hearts intertwined with each other, nothing will be able to break us! Piercing destiny as yesterday's enemies; creating the new path towards the future with these hands!
LAN JIAO BIN
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
So what defines manliness? People would say that it is usually characterized by unusual feats of supreme difficulty such as taking down the Cafe Cartel pork ribs in as many bites as we have balls. Wait i take that back. It would be pretty much a dilemma if a guy only had one.
However, contrary to popular belief, it is not the physical appearance or the act which makes one manly. Rather, it is the spirit that is behind the person. For example, if a guy manages to finish up all the pork ribs that Cartel has in stock, yet is not as handsome as Cheng Xiang, he is not deemed manly. He is seen as a hypocrite trying to be manly, yet falling far far behind because of his failed attempts to reach the ultimate manhoodliness of the lan jiao bins. You can always find us laughing at such people, if you bother to tilt your heads and shield your eyes.
Now, to the crux of the issue: how do you become manly? In order to help all of you become manly, I have devised this plan to build up the MAN SPIRIT and unleash the manly potential in you! But before proceeding with the plan, remember: do not try to accomplish the acts; the acts come out due to spirit.
Here goes:
B as manly as you can b.
My god. I wept torrents of manly tears as I typed that sagely phrase, passed down from generation to generation of manly people. As a result, my E button got corroded, but the mans of the past were moved by my sincerity and granted me a new E button, so now I can type E again. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Not only males can become man; females can transcend to manhood as well, as shown by Xena: the ultimate portrayal of manliness. Legend has it that she once smashed the 2400 oak trees grown on field 2 just so that her frisbee mates could play frisbee freely on the field. Nowadays we just call her leeqi, for fear that uttering the holy name of Xena could invoke her wrath.
The holy realm of Manliness can be reached by anyone, only if he/she has the spirit. If you fear, don't. Don't believe in yourself, but believe in the me who believes in the you! Our drills pierce the heavens, earths and tomorrow! With spirit unbroken we can bring forth the powers of the strength which lies dormant in us! Hearts intertwined with each other, nothing will be able to break us! Piercing destiny as yesterday's enemies; creating the new path towards the future with these hands!
LAN JIAO BIN
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!